alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via emptybeing)

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

image

(Source: amenparis, via emptybeing)

hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do

(via watdafuckie)

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via manda)

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via emptybeing)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via que-sad-illa)

stilinskiclaus:

I don’t understand why people aren’t interested in Astronomy.

You can look up into the night sky and see a fucking galaxy with your naked eye. You can see cosmic structures that are millions of light years across and if you don’t think that’s the coolest fucking shit then I don’t know what to tell you.

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via emptybeing)

trust:

insanityofadaydreamer:

trust:

i spend like 10 hours on the computer a day what do i even do

Are you kidding me? Try 26 hours a day.

theres only 24 hours in a day what planet are you on

(via emptybeing)

itseasytoremember:

ashiibaka:

Science.

walk a mile in these louboutins

itseasytoremember:

ashiibaka:

Science.

walk a mile in these louboutins

(Source: memewhore, via ilovebliss)

unclefather:


andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

unclefather:

andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

(via ilovebliss)

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via que-sad-illa)

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck, via que-sad-illa)

leonerdnimoy:

whowasntthere:

lunulata:

emperor-shatterfingers:

hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

(Source: a-humble-hyena, via itsnotbroken-yourestupid)