OK OK I’LL STAHP
I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.
“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”
(via headlessdragoon)
SHRIMP SUPREME
I am a part time camel.
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via emptybeing)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via foreverajaywalker)
MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
ARREST HER
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
(Source: growlithed, via emptybeing)
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
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- stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
- stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
(via lawakgilaanjing)
I remember a few years ago I was really upset and my mommy asked me what made me happy and I said food and tumblr and she made me a tumblr cake.
(via lawakgilaanjing)
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
(Source: i-deny-this-reality, via emptybeing)
