aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

(Source: xemkgx, via rrrandomrants)

richwhitelesbian:

every night when my gf strokes my peanus i laugh at her cause lol shes touchin a dudewang, thats so gay. “your gay” i say to her “your literally so gay, touchin mandong. thats what gay dudes do.” haha. ive been single for 3 years

(Source: finalfantasyfootball, via valarmorghilus)

Kat Dennings’ Lipton Tea Ad [X]

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darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

(Source: e-n-o-n, via raihaniac)

gorgeouswhiteboy:

food-vacuum:

onbrokenwingswefall:

top gear.. full of 13 year olds

why is there a female version of him in the row behind

Thats his male cohost James

(Source: topgearaddiction, via valarmorghilus)

» feminist [the word] includes the idea that believing men and women to be equal, believing all people to be people is not a natural state — that we don’t emerge, assuming that everybody in the human race is a human, that the idea of equality is just an idea that’s imposed on us, that we are indoctrinated with, that it’s an agenda.

(Source: hellenalives, via thatswhenyouloseyourself)

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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maliciousmelons:

when someone types “leggo!” instead of “lets go”

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ouijaboarding:

just had my first kiss on valentines day aw c:

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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jaclcfrost:

do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing

it’s very nice

(Source: jaclcfrost, via rrrandomrants)